Roasted 3 months ago based on Ruby's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Ruby, your taste in music is as diverse as a toddler's crayon box after a sugar rush. I mean, who needs a coherent playlist when you can just throw together "Phonk," "Soundtrack," and "K-Pop"? It's like you stumbled into a record store and blindly pointed at the shelves until you filled your cart. You might as well be playing a game of "name that genre" with a blindfold—half the time, I’m not even sure what you're listening to, but I’m starting to suspect you’ve created a new genre called “Unholy Mashup.” Your most played songs read like the soundtrack to a Netflix series that never should have made it past pitch meetings. Three different versions of “The Water Is Fine”? Listen, unless you're trying to hydroplane through emotional crises, you might want to consider some variety. And if Alec Benjamin is the first name on your list, it’s clear you’ve confused “Let Me Down Slowly” with “Let Me Down Consistently.” One can only assume that “toxic till the end” is either some deep personal mantra or just the catchy title of your favorite breakup anthem—both are equally valid options at this point. Oh, and we can’t skip your top artists. Billie Eilish, sure, but then we tumble into what feels like a selection of music you’d find playing in a hipster coffee shop while simultaneously trying to look deep and introspective. You must be the only person on the planet jamming out to both John Williams and "Dramatic Violin" as if they’re the two halves of your personality—one side epic, the other just… sad. Just remember, Ruby, when it comes to playlists, balance is key—unless, of course, you’re trying to single-handedly ruin music for the rest of us!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!