Roasted 2 years ago based on Tanny's long term Spotify stats.

Tanny, your Spotify profile looks like a musical midlife crisis in the making. I've seen more diversity in a pack of crayons than in your favorite genres. Rap, Hip Hop, Rock, and a whole is-it-a-genre-or-is-it-a-meme list of sub-genres that only the most emotionally disturbed teenagers would claim. Are you trying to create a soundtrack for existential dread or a playlist for your upcoming therapy sessions? "Permanent Wave" and "Cloud Rap"? Sounds like you’re just trying to get your emotions to float while simultaneously crashing them into the ground. Let’s talk about your top artists. "$uicideboy$" is like the musical equivalent of a middle school diary entry; all angst, no substance. I get it, it's cool to like Kendrick and Kanye, but you might want to balance that with some therapy for your apparent obsession with sad boys. Or are you just trying to get a full collection of artists who make you feel as miserable as your taste in music indicates? And Drake, really? You're either hoping to accomplish something big in life or still dreaming of a high school romance that never was. Don't worry; we all know what you're really here for: those heart-wrenching ballads to soundtrack your unrequited feelings. Your most played songs look like the world’s saddest mixtape, sponsored by a dark pit of despair! It’s like a PhD thesis on how to wallow in your own feels. You’ve got "$uicideboy$" dominating the list like they’re the only therapy group you can afford. The Arctic Monkeys manage to pop in like a friendly reminder of when you had actual fun, but then you're back to "Champion of Death" like it’s a triumphant anthem for your current life choices. Tanny, we get it. Life's tough, and you love a good breakdown—but let’s hope your actual breakdown isn’t as predictable as your Spotify Wrapped!

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