Roasted 1 year ago based on kori 🦴's long term Spotify stats.

So let’s break this down, gitli / mc 🦴—your Spotify profile reads like the Spotify playlists of someone who fell into a deep hole of emotional turmoil while binge-watching “The Great British Bake Off.” We get it; you sat in bed contemplating your existence while listening to indie pop and anime soundtracks. You’ve somehow managed to collect more niche genres than most people have friends. “Chanson,” "Variété Française," and "Midwest Emo"? It’s like you’re trying to win a gold medal in Jeopardy for most convoluted vibe check! Your top artists are an eclectic mix of ‘I’m cool, I promise’ and ‘please, someone get me a therapist.’ Apparently, you thought adding a sprinkle of Bo Burnham would distract from the fact that your life has more twists than a Kesha song. Seriously, Avril Lavigne and Conan Gray on repeat? We can only assume you’re one breakup away from screaming “what’s my age again?” into a void. But hey, at least your sad songs have some company from "everyone adores you"—too bad that’s just your imaginary friends. Now, let's talk about your “most played songs”—where each play counts like a badge of honor in your sad-boy saga. “See The Light”? More like you're still struggling to find your own. And “Treehouse”? Well, we get it, you’re longing for those simpler times. Look, buddy, if your Spotify was a movie, it’d definitely be labeled “Guilty Pleasure” with a side of existential dread. Just know that while some go to therapy, you went to musical depression, and now all we can do is sit back and imagine how weirdly funny that therapy session would be.

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