Roasted 1 year ago based on kori đŚ´'s long term Spotify stats.
So letâs break this down, gitli / mc đŚ´âyour Spotify profile reads like the Spotify playlists of someone who fell into a deep hole of emotional turmoil while binge-watching âThe Great British Bake Off.â We get it; you sat in bed contemplating your existence while listening to indie pop and anime soundtracks. Youâve somehow managed to collect more niche genres than most people have friends. âChanson,â "VariĂŠtĂŠ Française," and "Midwest Emo"? Itâs like youâre trying to win a gold medal in Jeopardy for most convoluted vibe check! Your top artists are an eclectic mix of âIâm cool, I promiseâ and âplease, someone get me a therapist.â Apparently, you thought adding a sprinkle of Bo Burnham would distract from the fact that your life has more twists than a Kesha song. Seriously, Avril Lavigne and Conan Gray on repeat? We can only assume youâre one breakup away from screaming âwhatâs my age again?â into a void. But hey, at least your sad songs have some company from "everyone adores you"âtoo bad thatâs just your imaginary friends. Now, let's talk about your âmost played songsââwhere each play counts like a badge of honor in your sad-boy saga. âSee The Lightâ? More like you're still struggling to find your own. And âTreehouseâ? Well, we get it, youâre longing for those simpler times. Look, buddy, if your Spotify was a movie, itâd definitely be labeled âGuilty Pleasureâ with a side of existential dread. Just know that while some go to therapy, you went to musical depression, and now all we can do is sit back and imagine how weirdly funny that therapy session would be.
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