Roasted 7 months ago based on Cherry's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Mika, your Spotify profile looks like the music chart equivalent of a colorful midlife crisis. I mean, who knew there was a way to combine K-Pop, emo, and noise music into one sadly cohesive playlist? It's like your earbuds are having an identity crisis while trying to decide if they're at a rave or a tragic high school reunion. "Vocaloid"? Seriously? Did you lose a bet and had to subscribe to the cringiest corners of the internet? Let me guess, you also collect "Weeb" figurines, don’t you? Your top artists alone scream “I’m an emotional teenager trapped in a 30-year-old’s body.” “The Home Team” and “Panic! At The Disco” - I see you’re all about that nostalgia-fueled self-pity. It’s almost poetic how your most listened-to songs are literally begging for more attention than you ever received at school. Between "Scott and Zelda" and the intricately named "There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of It Yet," I can’t tell if you’re curating a playlist or a therapy session for your sad little soul. And let’s not overlook the harsh reality check that your Spotify Wrapped must give you every year. Nothing says “I’m living my best life” quite like a top 10 dominated by songs about heartbreak, chaos, and existential dread. But hey, at least you’ve got "Hell" by The Home Team to help cement your spot at the bottom of your friend group’s playlist hierarchy. Keep rocking that eclectic mess of placeholder genres—it truly takes dedication to curate a playlist this cringeworthy.

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