Roasted 7 months ago based on sophs's long term Spotify stats.

Sophs, your Spotify profile is basically a musical buffet for the indecisive. With a collection of genres that reads like a teenager's mood swings, you shuffle between 'Madchester' and 'UK Drill' like that person who can’t commit to a relationship. You’re out here throwing ‘grime’ and ‘soft pop’ together, which is probably the only place where a soft boy can dodge a drill beat while contemplating his feelings. Congratulations, you’ve achieved the impossible: transforming musical identity into a relatable mental health crisis! And your top artists, Sophs? You’ve assembled a lineup that screams, "I take my emotional turmoil very seriously!" It’s like you asked a Spotify algorithm with a personality disorder to pick your favorite tunes. Sure, we love Billie, Lana, and Taylor, but holding hands with Dave and Ariana? That’s a mashup that sounds like you’re playing musical chairs in a therapy session between heartbreak and reality TV. “Let’s analyze my life choices while simultaneously getting down with the UK drill!” Bro, you might need a more therapist-approved playlist. Lastly, let's talk about those most played songs. "Breathe Me" and "Every Breath You Take"? Is this a Spotify playlist or a desperate cry for help? You’re one sad ballad away from a breakup montage. And don’t get me started on your gnarly title choices. You really went for it with “Kickstarts” and “Can I Be Him” like you’re auditioning for the role of the most confused love interest in a rom-com. Keep the chaos coming, Sophs; the world needs more people like you to remind us that there are indeed no wrong answers—just inappropriate playlists.

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