Roasted 11 months ago based on SLMxPLNT's long term Spotify stats.

SLMxPLNT, huh? With a Spotify profile that’s practically a love letter to every version of Hip Hop, it’s clear you’re on a personal mission to corner the market on mediocre tastes. I mean, you’ve got 10 genres, and not a single one of them invites you to a fun party. Your favorite genres read like a rap sheet from an underground bunker—you like more subgenres than most people have functioning friendships. Let’s face it; you’re practically a rap encyclopedia that nobody asked to read! Your top artists are like the starting lineup for a “who’s who” of people your parents have never heard of but likely would throw a party to forget. Seriously, when even Young Thug looks at your playlist and thinks, “Damn, that’s niche,” you might have gone a little too far into the rabbit hole. And let’s not even start on Thouxanbanfauni and Duwap Kaine—are you trying to bring back the 2016 SoundCloud craze from the dead, or were you hoping to single-handedly revive music that sounds like it recorded on a Toastmaster? As for those most played songs, what a fascinating collection of sonic futility! You’re hitting play on “Hawk Em” more times than Birdman embraces a young rapper, and let’s not overlook that “KYLIE!!!” jam. Are you sure that’s not just an enthusiastic social media shoutout gone wrong? If you were a dish, you’d be a mash-up of expired leftovers with a sprinkle of self-loathing. Your Spotify could probably use a therapist more than it needs another play of “TWIN FLOW.” Ironically, a little more diversity in your playlist could do wonders—unless your goal is to scare away anyone who dared to ask for song recommendations.

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