Roasted 1 year ago based on jdftellis2003's long term Spotify stats.

Hey there, jdftellis2003—if your Spotify profile were a ship, it’d be sinking faster than your chances of getting a date. With a favorite genre list that looks like a mid-2000s nerd’s wet dream, it’s safe to say you’re harder to take seriously than a pirate-themed musical. I mean, "Pirate Metal"? Really? Just when I thought I'd seen it all, you proved that even the oceans are filled with cringe. Your music tastes scream, "I promise I have friends!"—but I'm starting to think they're all imaginary, just like your chances of ever wearing something other than a graphic tee. Your top artists read like the “Who’s Who” of nerdy YouTube circles. Seriously, Rustage again? It’s as if you decided that no one could possibly have personality or taste outside of someone who raps about video games and anime. Meanwhile, you’ve managed to curate a playlist that combines enough angst and melodrama to make a teenage diary blush. I'd call this playlist a cry for help, but I'm pretty sure it’s just you trying to catch the ear of an equally awkward fellow nerd on Tinder. And those most played songs? Kudos for flexing your extensive collection of “songs to cry to while building your next cosplay.” You know, most people prefer “Top 40” hits and Adele when they're feeling down. You, however, choose to blast “I WANT VIOLENCE - Remix” on a loop. Here’s an idea: next time you feel the urge to listen to "Murderer" by Ren, maybe reflect on why you keep self-sabotaging your social life with musical choices that say, “I might be a villain in my own story.” Keep going, and the only power you'll be summoning is the power of solitude!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!