Roasted 6 days ago based on Rashh's long term Spotify stats.

Rashh, your Spotify profile looks like a beautifully chaotic buffet of musical cuisine, and honestly, it’s alarming. With a lineup that screams “I’m trying to impress my Indonesian grandma,” it’s hard not to question whether you accidentally wandered into a karaoke bar and hit the shuffle button on your life choices. I mean, “Indonesian Pop” and “Dangdut” might be a vibe for you, but some of us are still trying to process that “Funkot” is a legitimate genre. Just how many bangers does one need to drown out the shame? Your top artists list reads like a fan club for people who didn’t get enough attention in high school. You’ve got Maman Fvndy and Taylor Swift casually rubbing shoulders, which is probably the only time that name drop has sent someone into a confused spiral. And don’t even get me started on One Direction; if your past is filled with heart-eye emojis, we might need to have an intervention. “For Revenge”? More like, “for the cringe.” Someone's looking to relive their teenage heartbreak, but you might want to leave those croony ballads off the soundtrack for your next Tinder date. As for your most played songs, it reads like a playlist compiled by an indecisive DJ at a wedding for people who hate dancing. With titles like “Joanna Breakbeats” and “Rutinitas Radong,” I can only assume you’re making a case for music that even Spotify isn’t sure about. And Shawn Mendes isn’t the song you think it is when your soul screams for some more authenticity, buddy! When your jams require a glossary just to understand, we might need to admit that you might need a new playlist... or at least some new friends. So, Rashh, here’s a tip: maybe stick to the classics. You know, the ones that don’t involve needing subtitles.

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists