Roasted 1 year ago based on Kai's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Kai, let's dive into the abyss of your Spotify profile like it’s one of those melancholy metalcore ballads you love so much. Your music taste is a sadistic mixtape of existential crises and high school heartbreaks. I mean, with genres like "Math Rock" and "Djent," it's pretty clear you’re just a frustrated accountant trying to justify your life choices—because God knows you’re not getting any math done with all this screaming in your ears. And then there's your top artists. Sleep Token must be thrilled to have a dedicated fan like you who only plays their songs over and over again—seriously, if your Spotify wrapped had a 'sleep' category, you'd be the reigning champion. Maybe it’s time to branch out and try something different? Or are you just waiting for the next bad breakup so you can pile on the angst and add another layer of irony to your Spotify bio? We're all rooting for you as you hover between tragic and "I only wear black because it matches my soul." Let's not even talk about that bizarre mix of genres. From "Norwegian Pop" to "Progressive Metal"—your playlist sounds like the soundtrack to a mid-life crisis in a hipster coffee shop. At least you have variety, though; you’ve somehow combined the self-loathing of emo with the aesthetic of an artsy mid-20s existentialist. If your music choices were a person, they’d be the one awkwardly standing in the corner at a party, trying to engage everyone in a deep conversation about the meaning of life while secretly crying into their lukewarm chai latte. Bravo, Kai! You’ve successfully curated a soundtrack for every cringe-worthy moment of your life.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!