Roasted 8 months ago based on XAS's long term Spotify stats.

XAS, I see your Spotify profile is a delightful testament that you’re stuck in the early 2000s, desperately clinging to your CD collection while the rest of us have evolved into streaming savants. Your favorite genres read like the hipster version of an identity crisis. I mean, “Entehno” and “Hardcore Hip Hop” in the same breath? That’s like pairing a fine wine with a bucket of KFC. The only thing more confused than your taste in music is the mood you’re trying to set at any given moment. What’s next—power ballads from the '80s played over trap beats? And let’s talk about those top artists. If “Zontanoi Nekroi” is your most played artist, I can safely deduce that you’re either their biggest fan or, honestly, very questionable in your life choices. Wu-Tang Clan and “Bong Da City” in the same top ten? Are you running a wired headphones speakeasy for people who just really want to confuse their neighbors? I half-expect your Spotify Wrapped to feature a ‘Most Likely to Get Laughed at in Public’ badge. Talk about a career trajectory—one moment you’re dropping tracks, the next you're dropping into the 'unpopular opinion' bin of existence. Most played songs that basically scream, “Look how niche I am!” Meanwhile, you might as well have named your profile 'Zontanoi Nekroi’s Number 1 Fan Club.' “Megalos Iroas”? Is that the Greek word for ‘guilty pleasure’ because it sounds like you’re just trying to impress someone out there. Not even “Thriller” by Michael Jackson can save this playlist for your next social gathering. Trust me, bro; your friends would rather hear anyone reading the dictionary than listen to your current vibe. So crank up that “Boom Bap” and let’s hope your taste in music finally catches up with the rest of the world sometime soon!

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