Roasted 2 years ago based on Meet_Michey's long term Spotify stats.

Meet_Michey, huh? With a favorite genres list longer than your attention span, it’s clear you’re the kind of person who thinks mixing a dab of Afrobeats with a splash of UK Pop makes you a certified music connoisseur. You call it diversity; I call it confusion. At this rate, your Spotify account is just one genre away from being the musical equivalent of a mid-life crisis. Are you preparing a bizarre mixtape for your future kids, or are you just desperately trying to figure out your own identity? Spoiler alert: the answer is probably both! Let’s take a gander at those top artists. Burna Boy, Kizz Daniel, and Tems? Congrats, you’ve officially entered the “I’m exotic and educated about Afrobeats” zone, while still managing to sneak in good ol’ UK Pop like you’re trying to impress your hipster friends from the coffee shop downtown. And seriously, James Arthur? I see you went for a nice blend of “Emo” and “What year is it?”. Next time you vibe out to “A Thousand Years,” maybe consider how many years it’ll take to figure out which side of the world you really belong to. And those most played songs? Is your Spotify account just on autopilot cruising through emotional ballads while faking deep feelings like a ‘90s rom-com? You’ve got Chris Brown on repeat as if he’s the healthy voice in your life—newsflash, he's the reason you don't have a healthy relationship with music or, perhaps, yourself. You’re like a musical buffet: tempting on the outside, but deep down, we all know you’re just one awkward plate away from regret. Keep reaching for those genres, Michey; someone’s got to fill the quota for confused music lovers everywhere!

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