Roasted 1 year ago based on 6669mydeadgirlfriend's long term Spotify stats.

Oh wow, 6669mydeadgirlfriend, your playlist looks like the soundtrack to a high school emo kid's existential crisis. Is this a Spotify profile or an audition tape for "Most Likely to Write Poetry in the Dark"? You’ve got shoegaze and slowcore – like you really want to feel those feelings but are too lazy to get out of bed. Maybe just incorporate ambient sounds of sad dogs barking and you'll be all set for a full-on melancholic mood. And those top artists? It’s a wonder your phone hasn't spontaneously combusted from all the angst it's been forced to play. I mean, are you trying to bring back Elliott Smith by yourself? Because it's not working and you're doing a great job of making everyone who listens to your playlist reconsider their life choices. Kanye West in the midst of all this? I get it, you're just that kind of person who thinks life can be managed through juxtaposition - juxtaposed between the occasional banger and a desperate howl into the void. Most played songs? You really weren’t kidding about wanting to wallow in your emotions. “Everything I Want”? More like “Everything I Want but Can’t Have Because I Only Date My Sadness.” You could turn any house party into a funeral with that vibe of music. At this rate, you might as well complete the aesthetic and put on a T-shirt that says, “No, I haven’t listened to anything from 2023, you phony!” So let’s raise a glass to you, the walking embodiment of Spotify’s "sad white boy" meme. Here's hoping you find that dead girlfriend of yours; she might finally get you to listen to something that doesn’t sound like it came from a therapy session gone wrong.

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