Roasted 2 years ago based on mud's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Erke, the human embodiment of an existential crisis caught between the angst of rock music and the sultry whispers of Bedroom R&B. Your Spotify profile reads like a playlist curated by someone who can't decide if they want to scream into the void or slow dance with their houseplants. With the sheer volume of genres listed, you clearly have commitment issues more severe than any romantic relationship you’ve managed to maintain. I mean, did you even bother to pick a favorite genre, or did your Spotify just get inspired by the chaos of your life? Let’s admire your “Top Artists” selection for a moment. It’s clear you put more thought into these choices than into your last haircut. You’ve got Cage The Elephant and Tame Impala right next to Dua Lipa and Raveena—like your taste in music is navigating a midlife crisis whilst trying to flirt at a house party. I can only imagine how confused your friends are when they see you rocking out to ‘Hard Rock’ one minute and then weeping softly to ‘Chill R&B’ the next. It's a rollercoaster ride where the only rule is that there are no rules—much like your approach to self-care. And your most played songs? Wow. "Yangın - Live Version" from Dolu Kadehi Ters Tut sounds like a title for the soundtrack of your disastrous love life, while "Are You Bored Yet?" could double as a self-reflective question during awkward silences at parties. It’s like you’re trying to embrace every mood swing possible within a single playlist. But here’s a hot tip: maybe consider expanding beyond “modern” everything—it's like you're just following trends instead of defining your own sonic identity. You know, like an indecisive child of the internet, desperately trying to gaslight themselves into thinking they're a music connoisseur when in reality, your playlists scream “basic with a side of cliché.”

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!