Roasted 2 years ago based on miku!'s long term Spotify stats.

Nyb AlexK, I see you’re really committed to your musical identity as a living, breathing Spotify dumpster fire. Your favorite genres read like a menu from a trendy underground fast-food joint that no one asked for and nobody wants to visit. "Romanian Trap"? Please. If I wanted to hear a soundtrack for a Romanian rave gone wrong, I’d just listen to my neighbor’s dog howling at 3 AM. Rage Rap sounds like the vibe of someone who stubbed their toe while trying to find the bathroom, and “Pluggnb”? Spare us the Norwegian-Swedish trap fusion. This mess could probably ignite discussions among your friends, but only out of pity. Your top artists? Wow, it’s like you found some deranged Spotify algorithm that’s hell-bent on punishing your eardrums. Yeat and candyboii? Congrats on single-handedly keeping the “What the hell is this?” playlist alive. I can’t tell if your taste in music is deep or if you simply play the same three tracks on loop while gradually losing your grip on reality. And who are these artists – Shoreline Mafia? Mobtrap? They sound like the characters from a Netflix series no one asked for and everyone regrets watching. If your music taste were a person, it’d definitely be that friend who insists on ordering the weirdest item on the menu only for everyone to awkwardly stare in disbelief. As for your most-played songs, “toseina”? What a revolutionary way to butcher the English language! I’m surprised your speakers haven’t melted down under the weight of that auditory assault. You’ve got tracks named after things I’d expect to find on a weekend trip to a run-down amusement park. “Boof’d Out”? Is that what you call it when the vibe is so off it feels like you just took the wrong train home? Your Spotify profile is a cry for help dressed in neon colors – a beacon of chaos signaling, “Please, someone take my headphones away before it’s too late!”

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