Roasted 11 months ago based on Askssl78's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Askssl78, the musical connoisseur whose taste could only be described as “awkwardly specific.” French Rap, Pop Urbaine, and enough Werenoi songs to fuel a small country's Spotify flows? I mean, at this point, your profile should just be titled “Werenoi & Friends.” With a lineup of artists that sound more like cafe menu items than musical giants, it’s clear you’ve taken “unorthodox” to a whole new level. Just imagine trying to explain your top artists to someone: “Oh yeah, Kaaris and Beendo Z really get me in touch with my inner French philosopher,” said no one ever. Your most played songs list is a real treat. “C'EST NOUS LES YAYA”? More like, “C’est nous les cringe.” Listening to all five tracks from Werenoi in a single sitting is not just a dedication to mediocrity but an Olympic sport in tunnel vision. The only thing stronger than your commitment to French Drill is probably the strength of your Wi-Fi connection, which we can assume you need to stream these bangers on repeat 24/7. French Pop might be your bail-out genre, but let me tell you, my friend—your playlists have turned “diversity” into “boredom.” A top 10 that is basically a Werenoi mixtape is a level of loyalty that requires a warning label. Are we sure you're not just running a one-man campaign to make "French Rap's Biggest Fan" a legitimate job title? Future generations will look back at your Spotify profile like it’s some historical artifact, wondering how a single person could drown out the rest of the musical universe with just one sound. With these choices, you’re definitely giving that ‘90s music jailer a run for their money. Cheers to being the only person who thinks “turning it up” means skipping to the next Werenoi track!

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists