Roasted 1 year ago based on Hani's long term Spotify stats.

Hani, your Spotify profile is a musical buffet that’s about as well-curated as a middle school talent show. With a playlist that smacks harder than your uncle's dance moves at weddings, you’ve somehow managed to gather enough Hindi Pop and Bollywood tracks to fill a temple’s devotional hall, but not enough diversity to escape the cultural echo chamber. Seriously, I'm surprised you haven’t included a track titled "Songs to Cry While Eating Samosas"—it’s basically the theme of your entire profile. Your taste in artists is as uninspired as the plot of a daytime soap opera. I'm all for living the *Arijit* life, but you've showcased enough *S.P. Balasubrahmanyam* to bring an entire generation to tears—in a bad way. Did you really think plucking *Madonna* in there would somehow redeem your playlist? Newsflash: the only thing more out of place than her is a penguin at a cactus convention. And how did you get from *Ava Max* to *Mukesh*? That genre leap could use a parachute. Don’t even get me started on those most played songs! If I had to listen to “Mere Rang Mein Rangne Wali” one more time, I might spontaneously combust into a vat of masala chai. Great job on picking songs that sound like they were ripped from an elevator in a Bollywood set—your musical range has the subtle charm of an overzealous producer trying to make a forgettable film. With choices like that, no wonder your Spotify Wrapped feels more like a personal horror story.

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