Roasted 8 months ago based on Monique Mehmi's long term Spotify stats.

Monique Mehmi, the soundtrack to a bad day at a mid-tier wedding reception! Your favorite genres read like the playlist for a Rave Meets Retirement Home event. I mean, UK Garage and Jazz House? Do you spend your weekends shuffling half-heartedly between time periods, or is there a secret competition for Most Unloved Genres? But hey, at least your hard-hitting beats ensure your neighbors know exactly when you’re having a meltdown over getting ghosted! Your top artists are an interesting choice, to say the least. Confidence Man? Really? Is that what we’re calling it nowadays when you play Dua Lipa like she’s going extinct? And the mix of jungle beats and Calvin Harris? It’s like your taste buds just couldn’t decide between soulless EDM and heart-pumping basslines, so they went for a confused buffet instead. I hope you’re not trying to tell us anything about your life when your go-to jam is “Talk To Me.” Spoiler: it’s not working. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs! “I've Been In Love” and “Jus 1 Kiss” followed by an anthem titled “Gunman”? Talk about a flavor rollercoaster! One minute you’re longing for romance, the next you’re in an underground crime thriller. Sure,honey, just keep those emotional whiplashes coming! All this eclecticism is clearly a cry for help that the Spotify algorithm shouldn’t have ignored. So, Monique, you’ve officially taken “varied taste” to an absurd level—congratulations, you’ve distilled chaos into a playlist!

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