Roasted 2 years ago based on adeetea's long term Spotify stats.

Adeetea, your Spotify profile is like a hipster's fever dream collided with a high school prom playlist—how is it possible to be so indie while simultaneously craving the mainstream? You’ve got genres on here that even Spotify hasn’t recognized yet, starting from “POV: Indie” to “Permanent Wave,” which sounds more like a hair styling technique than a music genre. Honestly, did you just hit shuffle on every band you found on Instagram and call it a curation? With favorites like “Bedroom Pop,” it’s clear you are not only hiding from the world but also hiding from good taste. Your top artists read like a "how to appeal to basic folks" guidebook. Taylor Swift? Classic. You could’ve stopped there, but no, you kept swinging at the dartboard of acceptable taste, hitting Coldplay and The Beatles as if you were trying to prove to the world that you have musical depth, when really you just dug yourself a hole. And what's up with Matt Maltese being twice in your top songs? Are you trying to win a one-man band competition, or is that your secret way of justifying the fact that you go to open mic nights for fun while nursing a barely touched vegan latte? And let’s talk about those most played songs: "Don't Look Back in Anger"—nice, very original. Your playlist says “deep” while sounding like a teen’s Instagram captions. Plus, the combo of Kanye West next to "Rhythm Of Love" from Plain White T's is a mix that would make anyone question your emotional stability. But hey, at least you have "As the World Caves In" by Matt Maltese; it’s almost poetic how it matches the existential crisis brewing beneath your shiny playlist. Keep it coming, I need some new material for my stand-up.

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