Roasted 1 year ago based on Józef Nowak's long term Spotify stats.

Józef Nowak, your Spotify profile reads like the world’s weirdest mixtape made by an indecisive high schooler with a severe case of identity crisis. Seriously, you’ve got J-Rock snuggling up to Power Metal like they're about to start a bizarre band called "Melodic Symphonic Kei Rock." Comic relief warning: this isn’t a genre lineup, it’s a cry for help. I half expect a future Spotify Wrapped from you that says, "Help! I can’t decide between screaming and singing." Your top artists go from Iron Maiden to Ron Pope faster than I blinked—what’s next? An album that features a feature length of you singing Disney covers interspersed with a three-minute guitar solo? It’s like you threw darts at a wall of musical influences and hailed them as the pinnacle of your taste. If I wanted whiplash, I’d just watch a double feature of “The Exorcist” and “Finding Nemo.” I genuinely can’t tell if I should applaud your eclectic taste or send an intervention crew. And those most played songs? “Mais qui est la belette?” is one of the top tracks? At this rate, you’re one step away from having a guilty pleasure playlist titled “Songs So Bad They’re Good.” You could win a Grammy for promoting music that should be banned from the airwaves. With variety like yours, it's clear you listen to your favorites based on mood swings, not merit. Get it together, Józef, before your Spotify Canvas features a collage of confused musicians asking why you did this to them!

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