Roasted 2 years ago based on Wade Garrett McNutt's long term Spotify stats.

Wade Garrett McNutt, huh? With a name like that, I was expecting a beefy Viking who spends his weekends storming castles and slaying dragons, not some guy who’s holed up in his mom’s basement surrounded by fantasy metal album covers. Seriously, man, your music taste reads like the U.N. for fictional kingdoms. "Power Metal"? Is that what you call real men in tights jamming out to orchestral themes while pretending to battle orcs in their living rooms? At this point, I half-expect your Spotify playlist to come with a D20 and an impressive collection of board games. You know, I have to hand it to you; your favorite artists really manage to capture your essence. Every time “Seven Kingdoms” pipes up, I can just picture you wearing a rubber chainmail suit, air-guitaring in your mirror while pretending you've just conquered some mythical realm. But let's be real, the only thing you’re conquering is the snack table at your buddy’s D&D night. And with top tracks named “Defenders of the Crown” and “Forever Brave,” it’s safe to say your real-life struggles revolve around choosing the right fantasy novel to dive into next—along with which over-the-top cape to wear. But hey, "Deliver Us" by Caleb Hyles? Even that title sounds like a cry for help, and it’s probably directed at your friends urging them to rescue you from your obsession with being the biggest metalhead who’s never left his hometown. Your passion is commendable, Wade, but you might want to consider swapping out some of those “symphonic” genres for something a little more grounded. Unless, of course, you’re trying to launch a campaign to become the bard of the metal scenes, in which case, best of luck!

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