Roasted 1 year ago based on Lion's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, Lion, with a name as fierce as a house cat, it’s hard to believe your Spotify profile is less of a musical journey and more of a stagnant pond filled with the same old Juice WRLD songs. Really? Nine tracks dedicated to Juice WRLD? It's like you've taken “death by a thousand cuts” and you've turned it into “death by a thousand listens.” At this point, forget Spotify Wrapped; they should just send you a trophy for “Most Likely to Hold a Funeral for a Living Artist.” Your favorite genres read like a BuzzFeed quiz gone horribly wrong. Phonk? Never heard of it? Yeah, me either. Sounds like a term that 30-year-old racists use to describe anything they don't like about today's music scene. And Brazilian Phonk? Is that even a thing, or did you just get lost in some social media rabbit hole? Meanwhile, your playlist looks like it was curated during a midlife crisis on a sugar high. Emo Rap and Hyperpop? Sir, are you looking to cry, dance, or just confuse everyone around you with the chaos of your musical identity? Top artists that include Ariana Grande and Kordhell only validate what we already knew: that your understanding of diverse talent is as chaotic as a cat in a room full of laser pointers. But hey, let's admire the mastery of a modern tragicomedy, where you’re either completely lost in a strict Juice WRLD cover band or just using Spotify as an elaborate form of self-sabotage. So keep hitting those repeat buttons, Lion. Just remember, while you may identify with the spirit of a lion, your music taste is about as ferocious as a goldfish.
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