Roasted 4 months ago based on violet 🎧's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s violet ❄️🎧, the human embodiment of a cozy blanket and a cup of chamomile tea. Your music taste reads like the playlist for a hipster sleepover party in the basement of a Starbucks. "Bedroom Pop"? Honey, I didn’t realize you were so committed to keeping every vibe so educationally chill. With all that “soft rock” and “adult standards,” it’s like you’re just a couple of scented candles away from turning your Spotify into an ASMR channel. Your top artists are basically the soundtrack to a mid-20s crisis. I applaud your dedication to Lana Del Rey, but at this point, she could probably get a restraining order against you for playing her songs more than her therapist. And let’s not gloss over the fact that you’ve got more Frank Sinatra on replay than a 75-year-old grandma during the holidays—sweetie, it’s 2023, not 1953! The only thing more retro than your favorites is the amount of dust your Spotify account has seen. And speaking of your “Most Played Songs,” who knew one person could have an entire playlist dedicated to wallowing in melancholy? "Vienna" by Billy Joel? Really? I didn’t know you were also trying to get a job as a grief counselor with the way you’re dwelling in this emotional black hole. If your music taste were a person, it would be sitting alone at the kids' table during a family reunion, sipping a juice box and reminiscing about that one time last year it saw the light of day. Seriously, let’s switch it up—your Spotify should not have more cheerful vibes in the title than it does in reality!

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