Roasted 10 months ago based on Cody Warren's long term Spotify stats.
Cody Warren, huh? Your favorite genres read like a confused hipster's diary entry. Indie Folk, Folk Pop, and Folk Rock? Congratulations, you’ve successfully drafted the soundtrack for a Tinder date that ends with someone crying over a banjo-playing cat on YouTube. Seriously, the sheer amount of "folk" in your profile suggests you’re plotting to start a commune somewhere in the woods, selling homemade granola while hugging trees. If I ever hear you say the phrase "soulful lyrics" one more time, I might just spontaneously combust! Your top artists could also double as a list of exclusive indie cafes that make the best almond milk lattes in town. I can picture you in the corner with your knitted sweater, passionately judging people while they play “What song should I listen to next?” If your Spotify account was a person, it would be that friend who insists on ordering edamame and taking Instagram photos of their food while sipping overpriced kombucha. And let's not even start on "Nu Metal" sneaking in there like the rebellious middle schooler who bought a Slipknot album in secret to feel edgy. Lastly, the fact that 'TOO MUCH' is your most played song tells me all I need to know about your life choices. Let’s face it, your Spotify is like a buffet of self-doubt, awkward encounters, and artisanal playlists. If you’re trying to scream “I’m edgy but still sensitive” from the rooftops, congratulations, you’ve succeeded! Your mix of emotional ballads and off-brand rap metal makes me think you’re just one existential crisis away from blasting Fiona Apple while crying into your floral-patterned pillow. So keep steering that ship of self-identity, Captain Cody—the world is watching…and laughing!
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