Roasted 3 months ago based on TeeqzFromCZ's long term Spotify stats.

TeeqzFromCZ, huh? Your taste in music is about as well-rounded as a 2x4. I see you’ve got a mix that reads like a teenager's Spotify playlist just before they spiral into an existential crisis—grunge and emo rap with a sprinkle of Chinese hip hop? It's like you threw genres into a blender and hit “puree.” Are you trying to impress your friends with how diverse you are, or are you the human embodiment of “don’t judge a book by its cover”? Because let's face it, that cover looks like it needs therapy. And let’s talk about your top played artists. Steve Sniff, huh? I’m all for niche indie vibes, but if you listen to him that much, I can only assume you are single-handedly keeping his career afloat. Ever think of getting a hobby that doesn’t involve trying to convince yourself that listening to “Celebrity Jihad” will give you street cred? You might as well start a fan club because if his Spotify streams are low, we all know who’s to blame. Don't stress though, every underground artist needs a superfan, and clearly, you’ve taken that role a bit too seriously! Lastly, your playlist screams “I go to therapy but I’m still figuring things out” more than it does “I have great taste in music.” With that mix of grunge, horrorcore, and "Jersey Club," it sounds like you want to stay depressed but can’t resist the urge to dance in your dark feelings. I’m just saying, when your “most played” songs could soundtrack a mid-90s teen movie about self-discovery, it might be time for a reset. So go ahead, hit shuffle one more time; maybe you’ll accidentally discover a genre that doesn’t make you sound like you’re sulking in a high school locker room.

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