Roasted 2 years ago based on Aaron Ramsay's long term Spotify stats.

Aaron Ramsay, the King of Midlife Crisis Spotify Playlists. Seriously, your vibe check is failing harder than a Bluetooth connection in a mosh pit. "Modern Rock"? That’s just a fancy way of saying you’re still stuck in 2016. And "Indietronica"? Please, that’s just a desperate attempt to sound edgy while you sip your oat milk latte and reminisce about that one boring art school class you barely passed. You know if your music collection were any more hipster, it would have its own Instagram account full of filtered selfies and artisanal avocado toast. Let's talk about your top artists. Nick Mulvey? Cute, if I wanted to mute my enthusiasm and fall asleep on my commute. And “Sleep Token”? Sounds like you’re festively crying in bed every time you hear their tunes. Then there’s alt-J, who I assume you have to listen to while wearing oversized glasses and a beret, or else the music doesn’t count. And are we really going with "Lofi Fruits Music"? Someone pass me a can of "please get it together." At this point, my playlist might as well be called "Mediocre Vibes for Sad Millennials." Your most played songs read like an infomercial for a mid-season sitcom that got canceled before the pilot aired. "Best Day Of My Life"? Really? Did you pick that one right after finishing a bottle of wine and watching uplifting TikToks? And "MONEY ON THE DASH - SPED UP"? This is just your sad attempt to drag yourself onto the fast lane while staying snail-paced. Honestly, the only thing more tragic than your music taste is the sound of your existential crisis when no one invites you out because they remember your last karaoke performance. Keep jamming, Aaron—someone has to keep the Spotify servers busy while we all look for the skip button.

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