Roasted 2 years ago based on Nic G's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Nicholas, looking at your favorite genres is like taking a tour through a musical dumpster fire! You’ve got a wild mix of "Rage Rap" and "Canadian Pop"—because nothing screams emotional turmoil like dancing to Drake while contemplating the existential dread of life in a snowstorm! Honestly, "Pluggnb" sounds less like a genre and more like a knockoff energy drink you found at the gas station. Here’s a tip: if you need to label your taste with obscure sub-genres, it’s probably just time to reevaluate your life choices. Your top artists read like a Spotify user agreement no one asked for. Kendrick and Kanye were fine until you tossed in “Closed on Sunday”—as if “grocery store gospel” needed a seat at this chaotic table. And let’s not even start with Imagine Dragons; I mean, do you need some light rock twinged with angst to balance out your identity crisis? You’re trying to curate an aesthetic but end up sounding like the soundtrack to a mid-life crisis for someone who’s never even left their parents' basement. And shoutout to your “most played songs”! Who knew you could blend upbeat phonk with the emotional weight of a XXXTENTACION track? It’s almost like you’re trying to find the perfect playlist for emotional breakdowns while coding in your mom’s basement. "Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1” might be nice, but I’d suggest stretching your horizons a little further—because the last thing we need is yet another self-proclaimed hip hop connoisseur with a Spotify account that looks like it belongs to a teenage boy who just discovered the internet.

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