Roasted 2 months ago based on Jason's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Jason, looking at your Spotify profile is like finding a half-eaten bowl of jollof rice in a fridge—confusing, slightly intriguing, and ultimately questionably questionable. Your favorite genres read like a game of Scrabble gone wrong; “Afrobeats,” “Afropop,” and “Azonto” all sputtering out of your mouth like a toddler trying to pronounce “cholesterol.” We get it, you’re trying to be the neighborhood DJ with a personal mission to introduce the world to every variant of Afro within a 50-mile radius. Just remember, my dude, variety is the spice of life—too much afrobeats is like too much salt: it doesn’t just ruin the dish; it makes everyone wonder about your life choices. Your top artists are a great mix, Jason, but it feels like you were searching for a Spotify playlist on African vibes and accidentally opened a 13-hour podcast on why “Wizkid is the sound of a generation.” Do you have stock shares in Seyi Vibez? Because your love for him is making it look like you’re trying to revive him single-handedly! And let’s not even get into your top songs—"Muzz" by “Zaylevelten”? If that’s not a mixtape from your garage band, what even is it? I’ve seen strong Spotify accounts, and then there’s you with a list that screams, “I was last relevant in 2019!” At this point, I have to wonder if you’re secretly trying to sabotage yourself, Jason. Your profile is a one-man mission to make us question our own music taste. Like, seriously, is this a playlist or an audition tape for the worst music documentary ever? You're out here trying to spread "Afro Adura" like it’s going to cure world hunger. Let’s be real here: the only thing this profile is curing is the curiosity of anyone who thought “Afro R&B” was literally just R&B sung by the world's least recognizable artists. It’s okay, my dude, we get it, taste is subjective—unfortunately, so is yours!

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