Roasted 9 months ago based on JMontgomeryB's long term Spotify stats.

JMontgomeryB, or as I like to call you, the poster child for an existential crisis on shuffle. Your playlist reads like the soundtrack to a medieval bard's midlife meltdown. Seriously, you’ve managed to pack every subgenre of folk and rock into your favorites like you’re trying to win some sad, niche award for emotional angst. I half-expect to see “Yodeling in a Minor Key” as your next top artist. Rock and folk metal? This should either come with a tall flagon of ale or a therapist's number. Your taste in artists screams "look at me, I'm sophisticated and tortured!" Yet, here you are, jamming to “Civilian” as if it’s the soundtrack to your daily commute. News flash: your most played songs are just one sad acoustic guitar away from being the closing credits of an indie film nobody asked for. And why so many songs about loss and longing? I mean, c’mon, we get it! You’re holding onto the sentimental weight of “A Horse with No Name” like it’s a life raft in an ocean of despair. Lighten up, bard! Then there’s your top artist, Wardruna. What are you trying to do, summon a Viking horde to help you regain your self-esteem? Give it a rest; the only thing you’ll be summoning is a cringe when you try to sing along at karaoke night. Your Spotify profile is a beautiful mess of mid-90s angst with a sprinkle of medieval goth vibes. So, here’s to you, JMontgomeryB: may your playlists be less about the sadness of life and more about throwing a dance party nobody wants to be at!

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