Roasted 2 years ago based on Etienne sisQo♤'s long term Spotify stats.

Etienne sisQo♤, huh? It's like your Spotify profile is a musical buffet, but all that's on the menu is a sad mix of rap and R&B—kind of like you were trying to recreate the essence of a music festival with nothing but chicken nuggets and ketchup. Seriously, how much “trap” do you need in your life when you could just set up a trap in your living room and save yourself the trouble of having to listen to the same cookie-cutter beats over and over again? I guess when they said to "go down the rabbit hole," you thought it meant diving deeper into the world of repetitive bass drops and nonsensical lyrics. Your top artists read like a fan club for dad bods in designer hoodies. Drake, Kanye, and Travis, oh my! This is practically the MLA format for basic bro playlists. You got more “hitmakers” than actual hits. I mean, are you trying to write a thesis on the evolution of mediocre lyricism? With a diverse palette of “ATLiens” and the British invasion of hip hop, it sounds like your only travel plans consist of flying coach to the land of cliché samples and auto-tune. Let’s be real, your taste is about as adventurous as a bowl of plain oatmeal; only exciting if you're really hungover on a Sunday morning. And those most played songs? Boy, that selection is about as surprising as a traffic jam on a Monday. "Highway 95"? Sounds less like a banger and more like every other road trip you’ve taken—long, awkward, and something you’d rather not remember. “Butta My Bread” might be a hit for you, but let's face it, it could also double as your life motto considering that sophistication is clearly not in your playlist’s vocabulary. If your Spotify were a restaurant, it’d be a fast-food drive-thru, serving up the same tired tracks while charging premium prices for the kind of vibe you could find on a teenage mixtape.

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