Roasted 2 months ago based on carla @_<'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh Carla, you’ve got a playlist that reads like a hipster’s fever dream! Seriously, did you just throw a dart at a board of genres and artists? “Pop”—check! “Glam Rock”—obviously! You’ve got more musical identities than a confused teenager at a party. I half expect your entire Spotify to be a chaotic mash-up of High School Musical and a run-through of the entire “Glee” catalogue. Are you here for a soulful experience, or are you just trying to throw anyone who tries to categorize you off the scent? And your top artists list? Wow. If there was a contest for the most basic selection of trendy musical acts, you'd take home the crown, Carla! The Weeknd and Ariana Grande are cute—if you’re trying to soothe your inner basic white girl. Meanwhile, "Glam Rock" and "Neo-Psychedelic"? Please. Are you secretly working for a music therapy organization trying to figure out how to cure boredom? Your Spotify might as well come with a side of avocado toast and overpriced lattes. We get it; you love your eclectic mix—congratulations on making your own personal soundscape for sounding pretentious at parties! Let’s not even get started on your most played songs. It’s like the soundtrack for an alternate universe where all of the music is good but never quite enough to make you memorable. “Sunflower”? Girl, you’ve got more clichés here than a rom-com binge-watching session. And did you really think the “Bohemian Rhapsody” remaster would add any new flavor to a classic? It’s as if you decided to curate a time capsule of the average ‘I-go-to-coffee-shops-and-read-books’ vibe. Maybe take a step out of your comfort zone and try listening to some actual groundbreaking music? Just a thought!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!