Roasted 2 years ago based on Mog's long term Spotify stats.

Mog, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster's diary after a breakdown at an indie film festival. Seriously, with a favorite genre list that includes “POV: Indie” and “Weirdcore,” it's like you’re desperately trying to convey that you’re the misunderstood artist trapped in the wrong era. Spoiler alert: No one thinks you’re deep. You just sound like you’d cry over spilled oat milk while obsessively overanalyzing the last season of *Adventure Time* and using terms like “emotional resonance” unironically. Your top artists list is a vibe—if that vibe is “I definitely wear glasses and listen to my music on vinyl, and my friends are really trying to help me.” Yasunori Nishiki and Toby Fox are undoubtedly fantastic, but they didn’t spend hours composing for video games so you could sit there and turn every coffee break into a soft lamentation about your life choices. “Mother Mother”? Nice choice! They really reflect your chaotic energy; I can just picture you screaming their songs in a therapy session while the therapist is busy Googling “how to rescue a 20-something from the clutches of relentless cringe.” And let’s talk about those most played songs. “Innocence (feat. Aquilo)” is probably the most aggressive white flag anyone has ever raised in the battle against self-esteem. The fact that "Bottom Is A Rock" made the list is hilarious—it’s just a reminder that no matter how low you feel, music will always be worse off than you. “A Bird's Last Look” isn’t just the title of a song; it’s a fitting description for your social life. So here's to you, Mog: keep curating that "quirky" playlist while the rest of us cringe from a distance. At least we know you're consistent in your awkwardness!

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