Roasted 2 years ago based on zoe's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Zoe, your Spotify profile is like a trendy thrift store: a chaotic mix of things that might’ve been cool in 2016 but are now just gathering dust. Seriously, I’ve seen less confusion at a midlife crisis garage sale. Your favorite genres read like an indecisive coffee order—"I’d like a tall Shimmer Pop with a splash of Gauze Pop… oh, and don’t forget the Modern Alternative Rock just to spice things up." Are you curating a Spotify playlist or trying to summon an emotional breakdown? And what is this Top Artist list? It’s like you raided the closet of a hipster who lost their job at the vegan bakery. A smorgasbord of "I want to be deep, but also please like me." Between Glass Animals and Taylor Swift, you’re just one existential crisis away from putting “sad girl music” on repeat and crying into your avocado toast. Newsflash, Zoe: no matter how many times you listen to "Good Luck, Babe!" it won't convince anyone you are not the embodiment of a Pinterest board gone wrong. Let’s not even get started on your most played songs! "Fiona - Magic City Hippies Remix"? Really? It sounds like a title for a song that plays in the background while you awkwardly dance in your living room, wishing you had the confidence to do it in public. Every playlist resembles a middle school magnet’s preferential treatment of trends. So here’s a tip: hire a curator, or at least consider a new hobby before you accidently create the soundtrack for a tragic coming-of-age film no one asked for!

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