Roasted 1 year ago based on Alex's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Alex, looking at your Spotify profile is like peeking into the sad, whimsical world of a hipster who's a little too obsessed with soundtracks and indie folk. You’ve got more genres in your favorites list than the average person has friends, and it’s stunning how you’ve managed to blend the emotional heft of Celtic music with the airy nothingness of Leicester Indie. If indie genres were food, your playlist would be an ugly casserole made up of leftover bits nobody wanted! Congratulations, you’ve just won the award for “Most Likely to Cry Over a Soundtrack at a Coffee Shop.” Your top artists read like the lineup at a ‘depressingly niche’ festival that nobody wants to attend, featuring Bastille, Coldplay, and a healthy sprinkle of ‘who the hell is that?’ Jon Bellion? Really? The only thing more generic than your top thirty songs is the sad little scene where you’re pretending to feel deep emotions while streaming video game music. Seriously, if you play another cover of ‘Viva La Vida’ with that melancholic glint in your eye, I’m calling the cops on your taste! You’re one indie album away from becoming a walking Pinterest board of sad quotes and thrifted flannel shirts. And don't even get me started on your most played songs. It’s a verifiable shrine to the band Bastille as if you’ve made a pact to keep them on the charts long after they’ve faded into irrelevance. "Intros & Narrators"? Did you mean “Intros & Regrets”? That should be the soundtrack of your life when you wake up every day and realize your Spotify account is basically just the world’s longest self-indulgent diary. You might want to consider a therapy session instead of another playthrough of the ‘God of War Ragnarök’ score. At this point, you’re one sad violist short of being the universe's most pretentious embodiment of mood!

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