Roasted 4 months ago based on Mentos's long term Spotify stats.

Mentos, huh? With a name like that, I can only assume your music taste is as fresh as a half-eaten pack of gum left under a park bench. Seriously, your favorite genres read like a Spotify playlist put together in a fit of existential crisis—Jersey Club and Nu Metal? Feels like you’re trying to mash up a DJ set at a rave with the soundtrack to a high school angsty “I’m not a kid anymore” phase. I half-expect a “how to dress like a meme” tutorial in your bio. And let’s talk about those top artists. Linkin Park is your go-to? That’s a bold survival tactic, buddy. One minute you’re crying to “In the End,” and the next, you’re busting a move to Tyler, The Creator? It’s like your music library is throwing an identity crisis party, and you’re the sad clown in the corner, stuck between wanting to break out into a mosh pit and tossing on some soft indie guitar riffs. By the way, with artists like "mangodxwns,” it’s safe to say Spotify's algorithm is more confused than you are right now. Your most played songs are a wild ride, but “Something To Feel” really drives the point home—you clearly haven't found it yet. “See You Again (feat. Kali Uchis)” may be a tear-jerker, but I suspect it's only a matter of time before you romanticize anything that gives you a whiff of emotion. Just remember, bro, when you’re blasting Ski Aggu in your bedroom and pretending it’s a party, it’s time to reevaluate if the party is inside your head or if you need to invite some friends over for a reality check. At this rate, your Spotify is just a playlist of “Sad Girlfriend Anthems” waiting to happen.

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