Roasted 1 year ago based on bittentwice's long term Spotify stats.

Bittentwice, huh? With a name like that, I can only assume your music taste is as appealing as someone attempting to eat raw jalapeños while riding a roller coaster. "Breakcore" and "Hyperpop" are the ultimate red flags in your profile, as if you’re trying to challenge the very idea of musical taste. You’ve listed enough sub-genres to make even the most seasoned hipster throw their vinyl collection in a lake, and yet here you are, vibing in a chaotic Bermuda Triangle of sound. Congratulations on single-handedly making everyone around you question their life choices. And as for your top artists - wow, what a lineup! It’s like you took a random selection of words from a thesaurus and decided to throw them into a blender. "Machine Girl" seems to have an obsession with you that even the most dedicated stalker would envy. I’m not sure what screams “I have excellent taste” more: listing MF DOOM right next to Limp Bizkit, or having so much Machine Girl in your life that you're basically in a committed relationship. Don’t worry; we all hear the voices of rejected sounds too, but you, my friend, have taken it to an entirely new, shambolic level. Your most played songs are pretty much a soundtrack to existential despair with a touch of “why did I get out of bed today?” It’s like you accidentally stumbled into the scoring of a post-apocalyptic movie and decided, “Yeah, this is my vibe.” If listening to the same artist repeatedly is your idea of variety, then I’m genuinely worried about the plans you make for your social life. You’ve become the living embodiment of a dark cloud at a picnic, and I can only hope you realize that not every day needs to feel like a chaotic rave in a haunted house. But hey, keep rocking those tracks; the world needs someone to question all of its conventions, even if you sound like a broken record half the time!

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists