Roasted 11 months ago based on ˚₊‧꒰ა ˚Mello_melody ໒꒱ ‧₊˚'s long term Spotify stats.

Alright, listen up, Mello_melody! Your Spotify profile reads like a list of things that would scare a basic music listener back to their safe, predictable pop playlists. I mean, “Riot Grrrl” and “Queercore”? Are we trying to start a revolution, or just hoping your mom will finally stop questioning your life choices? With a favorite genre list that looks like the ultimate cringe compilation, I'm surprised your music doesn't come with a disclaimer warning for “glitter overdose.” Your top artists? Gotta hand it to you; you’ve certainly put the “fan” in “fandom.” Are you sure you’re not running a K-Pop garage band with those picks? And what’s with “Mommy Long Legs”? Sounds like a sequel to “Daddy Long Legs” but with way more glitter and existential dread. K-BABYMETAL and the rest of your lineup scream “I’m very special” louder than a middle schooler at their first talent show. Have you considered that the only thing "mindless" about your self-indulgence is the way you're curating your playlists? Let’s not even get started on those most played songs. Congratulations! Your most spun tracks are the perfect soundtrack to a pastel-colored existential crisis. I’ve seen less cringe in a TikTok challenge. “Cagayake! Girls”? Seriously? You’re just a hair away from pulling out a glitter wand and calling yourself a ‘music influencer.’ If you keep this up, you might just become the poster child for “how to live life with way too much neon and not enough self-respect.” But hey, as long as you’re vibing to your own chaos, who are we to judge?

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