Roasted 2 years ago based on millman's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Millman, your Spotify tastes scream, “I have emotional depth... and absolutely no idea how to flirt.” Your love for J-Rock and J-Pop could fill an anime convention, creating a soundtrack for all the awkward moments you’ve had while trying to explain Japanese indie music to your friends who only listen to the Top 40. Seriously, who do you think you are, a walking Wikipedia page for niche genres? I've seen less convoluted relationships than your interface of Adult Standards and Japanese Singer-Songwriters. At this point, I'm pretty sure you’re just trying to impress someone who has never looked your way. And let's get real about your top artists list. Nat King Cole alongside SHISHAMO? It’s like if your Spotify was a middle-aged dad trying to rock out at a mall pop-up concert. I don't know whether to applaud your commitment to smoothing out those emotional peaks and valleys or send help for the confusion bouncing around your playlist. Are you looking to serenade someone or just cry softly into your collection of "Songs for Your Last Desperate Breath"? With an artist list that straddles the line between classic and cringe, I'm half expecting your next top artist to be a cat playing the keyboard. Your playlist should come with a warning label: "For those who can't commit to a single genre, proceed with caution." It's impossible to tell if you’re trying to get into the good graces of someone who loves intricate guitar riffs or impress your grandma with some nostalgic tunes. I mean, the only thing more varied than your taste in music is your ability to hold a sustained conversation. Honestly, just lock yourself in a room with your top tracks and try to imagine what it’s like to be invited anywhere, or put your headphones on and blast those soul records—if only to drown out the sound of your social life completely.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!