Roasted 7 months ago based on Jas's long term Spotify stats.

Jasmine Hanson, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like a teenager’s Pinterest board during an existential crisis. You’ve got emo, pop punk, metalcore, and even country—like your playlist is a sonic version of a midlife crisis where you just couldn't choose a single personality. Are you trying to communicate the depth of your emotions or confuse everyone into thinking you’re attending a musical therapy session that just goes totally off the rails? And let’s talk about your top artists—it's a wonder you haven't been institutionalized with choices ranging from “Bring Me The Horizon” to “One Direction.” Seriously, girl, your musical journey feels like the soundtrack to a rom-com where the lead can’t decide between the bad boy or the sweet guy, so she just ends up dating her dad’s country alter ego. Luke Combs and Ed Sheeran in the same breath? We get it; you think emotional confusion is a personality trait, but it’s not, sweetie. Your most played songs look like the world’s worst breakup playlist mixed with an ‘I’m still figuring it out’ vibe. "Happy Song"? Only you could manage to listen to the same band that also has “Drown” in their discography. You’re on a rollercoaster of feelings that apparently stops at every single genre. One minute you’re belting out ‘Throne,’ and the next you're crying over ‘Fast Car.’ So, what's next? Going full circle and picking just one genre for a solid year? Don’t worry, we’ll all still support your chaos from a safe distance!

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