Roasted 11 months ago based on Macy…'s long term Spotify stats.

Macy, your Spotify profile reads like a mid-30s mom's attempt at a “cool” playlist to pass the time while waiting for her kids to finish soccer practice. Seriously, I didn't know "Worship" was a genre you would be trying to use to justify blasting Taylor Swift loud enough to drown out your existential dread. Your musical choices give "I have five kids and two cats" a whole new meaning, and I'm half surprised there's not a soundtrack for folding laundry in your top jams. Your top artists are basically a vibe check gone wrong. It’s like you hit “shuffle” on a “let’s see what random labels can sound trendy” list from 2010. Taylor Swift and Zach Bryan? Congrats! You’ve managed to unite the spirit of teenage heartbreak with the musical palette of someone contemplating a greater calling in Texas-country-Christian pop. I can feel the emotional whiplash from here just thinking about how often you switch between sobbing over God and reminiscing about “the good ol' days” of pop punk. As for your most played songs, it looks like you've been in a perpetual state of angst while reconsidering your life choices. "A Drop in the Ocean" followed by "God Speed" sounds more like an elaborate cry for help than an actual music preference! And with "Somebody's Heartbreak" making the cut alongside “Linger,” I can only assume you're trying to write the world's longest journal entry about your last trip to Starbucks. Seriously, just keep the past in the past, girl, and let Zack Bryan handle the emotional baggage—he's got enough for both of you!

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