Roasted 2 years ago based on Keachia Cerys Greenidge's long term Spotify stats.

Keachia Cerys Greenidge? More like Keachia Cereal Green-age. I see you've mixed and matched enough genres to make a Spotify algorithm short-circuit. I’m surprised you didn’t add "Soundtrack to My Emotional Breakdowns" to your favorites because with all that pop and R&B, I'm pretty sure those soared into the stratosphere the last time you tried to sing in the shower. Seriously, “Broadway”? Did you finish a box of Cheez-Its while binge-watching "Hamilton" and decide now you’re a musical theater critic? Your top artists read like a "Best of: Basic B*tch" playlist. I mean, Beyoncé? Janelle Monáe? And let’s not act like you’ve got some elite taste because you threw Hozier in there. "Take Me to Church" was great, but there’s only so many times a girl can cry to it before the pastor starts asking questions. And can we talk about the fact that Emily King made your list? You must have really been digging deep in the “nobody else likes her” bin to claim that one. Now let’s discuss those most played songs: your Spotify Isn’t that a little redundant? It's 2023, not 2019—besides, at this point, your music taste is less “Curated Queen” and more “Please Help Me Find My Identity." You’ve got Janelle Monáe on repeat more than her PR team does. I can already hear you belting out “I am the future!” in your living room while your neighbors wonder if they should call 911 or audition you for "American Idol." Keep up the pop, the R&B, and maybe go for a new therapist; they’ll really get a kick out of your musical angst!

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