Roasted 4 months ago based on shadxws_'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, shadxws_, your Spotify profile is like a selection of Halloween candy where you only pick the weird stuff that nobody wants but still insists on flaunting. With genres like "Witch House" and "Hyperpop," it’s a wonder you don’t have a spell book instead of a playlist. Are you trying to summon demons or just your next existential crisis? This musical buffet reads more like a "Welcome to My Midlife Crisis" menu than an actual music taste. Your top artists are a mixed bag of chaos and confusion that would perplex even the most daring of DJs. I mean, selecting both "SEGA SOUND TEAM" and "Melanie Martinez"? Were you trying to create the soundtrack for a therapy session in a video game? And we can’t forget "Shakira" and "Mindless Self Indulgence"—because apparently, your inner self is having an identity crisis on repeat. I can't tell if you're celebrating diversity in music or auditioning for the role of "Most Inconsistent Playlist of 2023." And don’t get me started on your most played songs. “Tag, You’re It” by Melanie Martinez fits perfectly with the vibe of someone who never left the playground, while songs like “SPIT IN MY FACE!” by ThxSoMch makes me wonder if you've ever considered using your Spotify for therapy instead of sustaining your inner darkness. Honestly, with a canon of bangers like these, it's obvious you're not just living life, you're experimenting with all the chaos it has to offer. But hey, props for keeping the bedazzled coffin industry in business—clearly, you've got that Halloween aesthetic locked down!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!