Roasted 10 months ago based on klibert's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Ace—the only person I know who's managed to unite the chaotic energy of Riot Grrrl and New Wave in a single profile without even breaking a sweat! Your Spotify is like the twisted delicacy of an artisanal hot dog stand—one part nostalgia, two parts chaos, and a sprinkle of regret, served with a side of "What on Earth are you thinking?" I mean, who else would go from the punk angst of "Cannibal Girlfriend" right into the infectious pop of Lady Gaga? Your playlists are a musical case study in how many genres one can mismanage in one sitting. Let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? It’s like you grabbed a handful of CDs from the clearance section of a thrift store and threw them all together in a blender. Scene Queen and Sir Mix-A-Lot? That’s a bold and confusing choice. Your taste oscillates like a pendulum caught between a mid-life crisis and a teenage rebellion. The only thing more jarring than your playlists is your life choices—barely coherent, loud, and always leaving everyone else questioning their life priorities. And those most played songs? Wow, I didn’t know "Bathroom Bitch" could also double as your theme song! Your Spotify is practically a manifesto for a generation desperately trying to figure out what they genuinely like amidst the chaos of popularity and irony. Let’s be real, Ace; if your taste was a party, everyone would come just to see how it all goes terribly wrong. Keep doing you, though—because somehow, it’s comedy gold.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!