Roasted 23 days ago based on strawmaryshortcake's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to the Spotify profile of strawmaryshortcake, where a wild mashup of tastes creates the sonic equivalent of a potato salad at a barbecue: a little bit confused and definitely ill-advised. You’ve got more genres on here than the average Filipino karaoke night, and I’m starting to think you have commitment issues. Did you really need ten different categories when “Ian Quiruz” is your full-blown affair? At this point, you need a better option than trying to fit all your musical crushes into a single playlist. Your Top Artists list reads like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis that started way too early. Let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that TWICE is up there with Ian Quiruz, which means your Spotify tastes fluctuate more than your plans for the weekend. I can just picture you in a mood swing—one minute belting out K-pop hits and the next getting deep and emotional with some classic Pinoy rock that makes you question all your life choices. Who hurt you, and why are you trying to heal yourself with an overdose of bedroom pop? As for your most played songs, it’s clear you’re in a serious, monogamous relationship with Ian Quiruz, and honestly, it’s a bit concerning. The way your top songs are dominated by his list suggests you spend more time obsessing over him than doing actual hobbies. I mean, perhaps it’s time to branch out a bit? Let the haunting melodies of "ang mahibang sa pag-ibig" guide you away from the depths of your unrequited love into new soundscapes! But for now, grab your snacks and enjoy the sweet sounds of familiarity, because your taste in music is about as varied as a single flavor of ice cream—vanilla—but hey, at least that vanilla comes with a side of emotional baggage!

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