Roasted 1 year ago based on eric weric's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Eric Weric, the king of rock, or as I like to call you, the royal jester of the not-so-mainstream! Your Spotify profile screams, “I peaked in high school while wearing flannel and pretending to understand existential dread.” It’s like you took a personality quiz and got “sad dad” but somehow decided it meant you should not only embrace it but also commit to every obscure genre of rock like they’re your children. Seriously, alternative rock called; it wants its basic level of angst back. I see your top artists are basically a hipster Mount Rushmore of pretentiousness. Look, if I wanted to feel like I’m at a coffee shop reading Kafka while I sip on overpriced oat milk, I’d just follow your Spotify. Radiohead, The Smiths, and R.E.M. - it’s like you’re trying to curate a playlist for a midlife crisis but forgot you haven’t even had a real life yet! And don't even get me started on your most played songs; do you ever consider that "Paranoid Android” isn't just a song but a direct response to your complete disregard for rhythm and tempo? And “Indie Rock?” Really, Eric? That’s the greatest genre name you could come up with after mining your hollow soul? At this point, you might as well change your name to “Eric Forever Alone,” because the only commitment you can muster is to artists whose band names are way cooler than they will ever be. So keep fighting the good fight against catchy hooks, my friend! At least when you’re fifty and still single, you’ll know you have a comprehensive playlist to accompany your sweet, sweet solitude. Rock on, buddy!

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