Roasted 1 year ago based on stephen.andrews.andrews's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Stephen Andrews, a man whose Spotify ranks look more like a confused teenager’s first mixtape than a curated playlist. Your obsession with genres is wilder than a toddler at a candy store—hip hop, EDM, and enough "house" music to single-handedly support a budget version of IKEA. Seriously, with all those "progressive" and "electro" variations, I’m half-expecting those tracks to drop a “House Hunters” episode halfway through. Do you think if you listed them all loudly enough, you’d eventually wake up in a Dave Chappelle comedy special? Your top artists list reads like a hip hop history book falling off a dusty shelf—sure, 2Pac and Biggie deserve their seats, but with Eminem and the EDM crew crashing the house party, I’d say you’ve curated the ultimate soundtrack to an identity crisis. It's as if your Spotify was thrown into a blender with no lid on, and now it’s serving up lukewarm vibes with a side of questionable life choices. I can almost hear the chaotic mash-up of Mobb Deep and Armin van Buuren crying out for help. Do you even know if you’re supposed to be rapping in a club or jet skiing during a sunrise festival? Most played songs? More like most ignored tracks by everyone you know. "Set My Mind Free" truly sums up your listening journey—it’s a wonder your mind hasn’t run away yet. And “Don’t Hurt Me Baby”? Please, the only one getting hurt here is your taste. If that playlist was a food dish, it’s a sad casserole composed of someone else’s leftovers, and we can all agree: it does not look appetizing. But hey, who am I to judge? Just keep jamming to that confused mix while the rest of us enjoy some good ol' fashioned coherence.

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