Roasted 7 months ago based on D4VID's long term Spotify stats.

D4VID, your Spotify profile looks like a middle schooler trying to impress their crush with an eclectic mixtape they found on a sketchy website. Seriously, you've got more sub-genres than actual charm. “Manele” and “Europop”? That’s like showing up to a cocktail party in a tracksuit while insisting it’s “business casual.” And let’s not even start on 'emo rap.' A genre created for kids who can’t decide whether they’re sad or just really like eyeliner. Your favorite artists are a lineup that'd make a concert-goer question their life choices. Ian, Azteca, and RAVA? You must have a direct line to the underground because the rest of us couldn’t even Google these names without hitting a dead end. And the fact that your most played songs are by these obscure acts should win you a medal for being the most hipster Spotify user of 2023. Who knew embracing low-key artists was a talent? Next time, maybe stick with someone who will at least allow you to explain them to your friends. And don’t get me started on “Never Recover” by Ian. It sounds like the anthem for those regrettable 3 AM decisions you’ve made regarding your music taste. But hey, who needs mainstream hits when you’ve got a playlist that could double as a soundtrack for a Romanian soap opera? Your Spotify is like a smorgasbord of questionable choices, but at least it’ll keep people guessing: "Is D4VID a musical genius or just really good at trolling everyone?" Either way, I’ll give you a standing ovation for bravery.

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