Roasted 10 months ago based on nonchalant_gooner22's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's the Spotify profile equivalent of that weird kid in high school who had a collection of rare spoons. "Nonchalant_gooner22," huh? You’re about as nonchalant as someone trying way too hard to be edgy at a coffee shop. Your favorite genres read like a bad Yelp review of a hipster music festival: shoegaze and slowcore? Wow, could you possibly choose any more fertile ground for tears or is that half your charm? Let’s be honest, your musical taste is like a high school math problem—no one wants to solve it, and you probably overthink the whole situation while getting nowhere. Your top artists seem like a lineup for a band that would only play in abandoned warehouses. Seriously, who did you have to bribe to get all those grammatical nightmares in your playlists? I know "smokedope2016" sounds like a genius who knows how to rock socks and sweatpants, but I'm more curious about what flavor of zilch you're serving up on that mix. If I had a dollar for every obscure artist you've got in there, I might just have enough to pay for a decent therapy session for your questionable life choices. You could have at least thrown in a Beyoncé or something relatable instead of whatever the hell “what is your name?” is supposed to convey! And those most played songs? Wow, not only do they perplex the human ear, but they also indicate you’ve spent way too much time wallowing in angsty vibes! “Nope you’re too late I already died”? That’s literally how everyone feels trying to decipher your life choices. You’re like a walking Spotify error message, getting stuck on repeat and reminding everyone just how much they need to cleanse their playlists. If this is your dream, do us all a favor and hit the “shuffle” button on your entire existence. At this point, your music taste is probably the only thing more critically misunderstood than you are!

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