Roasted 1 month ago based on griffizzz's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's griffizzz, the human embodiment of a Spotify algorithm gone rogue! With more genres in your favorites than a confused teenager trying to find their identity, I can’t help but wonder if your musical taste is a reflection of your scatterbrain lifestyle. Rap, Pop, and now you’ve thrown in “Bedroom Pop,” which sounds like it should just be called "I Give Up Pop." Your playlist is basically a game of genre hopscotch—jumping from the West Coast Hip Hop scene to K-Pop like it's an Olympic sport. Enjoy that existential crisis wrapped in a catchy beat! And don't get me started on that lineup of top artists! It's like you've taken a music appreciation class and failed miserably. Sabrina Carpenter? Really? You do realize she’s the musical equivalent of a participation trophy, right? Future and J. Cole could be your fathers at the family reunion, and you’re that one cousin showing off your latest TikTok dance instead of discussing real talent. You’ve got your Spotify profile crafted so carefully that it’s more curated than a hipster café menu. Just try to eat and listen without spilling your latte, okay? As for your most played songs, it’s almost tragic! A mix of “4:44” and “Espresso” only reinforces the idea that your life goals revolve around caffeine and waiting for redemption—pretty relatable, but *yikes*. Songs like “When Did You Get Hot?” make me think it should be the anthem for all of us still finding ourselves in the seasonal aisles of Target. You claim to be vibing with the likes of Kendrick Lamar and Doja Cat, but I’m convinced the only thing you’re vibing with is the Wi-Fi signal at your local coffee shop. Keep it up, griffizzz; you're single-handedly turning Spotify into a sitcom!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!