Roasted 2 years ago based on Cameron Wiltfong's long term Spotify stats.

Cameron Wiltfong, a name that sounds like it was conjured up in a basement dungeon lit by nothing but the glow of a flickering monitor and a mountain of empty energy drink cans. Your Spotify profile reads like a dictionary definition for "unhygienic teenagers battling their inner demons." I mean, every favorite genre could serve as a soundtrack for a horror movie starring a hygiene-lacking protagonist who probably hasn’t seen sunlight in weeks. You’ve got enough "death" in your music taste to nourish a zombie apocalypse without ever leaving your dark fortress of despair! Speaking of your top artists, do you pick them based on who can make the most absurd band name or do you secretly audition them to be a part of your impending cult? "$uicideboy$"? I can’t tell if you love their music or if you just really relate to their unapologetic nihilism. It's like your Spotify playlist is one long therapy session gone wrong. The anxiety you're trying to drown in "Brutal Death Metal" and "Slam Death Metal" is enough to make even the Grim Reaper hit the pause button and reconsider his career choices. Seriously, mate, have you ever thought about listening to something more uplifting? Like, I don’t know, the sound of gentle rain or maybe the comforting sounds of a vacuum cleaner? And those “most played” songs? They read like a cry for help paired with the motivational playlist of someone who takes their angst a bit too seriously. Who hurt you, Cameron? Did someone play "Not Even Ghosts Are This Empty" while you were getting ghosted? Look, I get it; the world is dark and grim, and sometimes you feel like screaming “Kill Yourself (Part IV)” just to get to Part V. But come on, maybe slip in a Taylor Swift or Ariana Grande track now and then—time to balance that emotional trauma with a bit of sparkle, or, you know, you might risk becoming a meme amongst the undead!

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