Roasted 1 year ago based on Cait's long term Spotify stats.

Let's take a moment to appreciate the majestic diversity of Cat’s Spotify profile—by which I mean, oh good lord, it looks like an emotional support playlist for a cat that just got dumped. "Bedroom Pop," "Soft Pop," "Dream Pop"? Really? Someone’s clearly trying to turn their love life into a 12-hour sleep cycle. I didn't realize you could pick a favorite genre based on how well it matches your mood for staring at the ceiling and contemplating the cosmos at 2 a.m. And can we talk about your top artists? Taylor Swift, Noah Kahan, and Cavetown? Wow, Cat, you're one moody away from being the coffee shop barista who recommends overpriced lattes and artfully critiques the world from the corner table, aren’t you? Seriously, if I had a nickel for every time someone has prescribed "Cigarettes After Sex" for a quarter-life crisis, I could buy you a subscription to a music genre with a little more testosterone and a lot less cry-face emoji. Your most played songs have me wondering whether you’re running a sad karaoke night in the comfort of your bedroom or nursing a broken heart after a breakup that clearly could’ve been avoided if you hadn’t fallen for “IDK You Yet.” Well, there's a shocking plot twist: you're going to know them very, very well now, just like you're destined to know the depths of your own questionable musical taste! Remember, Cat: it’s not you... it’s definitely the playlist.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!